I was dumb online

before it was cool.

BajillionHits.Biz

I created a viral cross-platform digital brand parodying tech and social media culture, which was covered widely by New York Magazine (deemed “lowbrow brilliant” in the Approval Matrix), The New York Times, FastCompany, Wired, Adweek, NPR, and for which The Daily Beast called me “the Stephen Colbert of New Media".

I have orchestrated several viral social media stunts, most recently a notorious satirical Twitter account that was recognized in Vanity Fair, The New York Times, and The Hollywood Reporter, and which The Wire creator David Simon publicly praised as "a majestic and unrelenting campaign of lacerating parody.” (If you’d like to know more about this, you’ll have to ask me because it’s a SECRET).

Social Media Mischief

Braindex

I co-created, produced and hosted Braindex, a groundbreaking interactive game show shot in the back of a moving truck and distributed as a smartphone app, in which the user at home competes head-to-head in trivia against celebrities like Mike Tyson. It had over 500,000 downloads and received an Emmy nomination for Best Interactive Program.

(Brands Love Me.)

One time I drove through a KFC/Taco Bell pretending to be the Double Rainbow guy. It made sense at the time.

I am essentially the Ryan Gosling of fast food drive-thrus.

Now please enjoy the below picture of a mountain vista,

which is intended to project gravitas.